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LIFESTYLE by KRISS on 09 november 2016

LORD HAD MERCY ON MADONNA I woke up this morning and rare thing, switched on the TV to check on the US presidential election.
Not out of political interest, I am having none of that, no just because I was wondering if poor celebrity Madonna was going to spend the next few years giving blowjobs to all Clinton male electors as she did promise a few days ago.


Someone did the math and concluded most of the voters who actually be dead by the time they get in line to receive the promised treat.

I mean, yes of course Madonna is not the sexy young woman she used to be and lots of people may even consider her a bit outdated, off, but still she made a very good case of her abilities, I quote “And I am good, I mean really good, I am not a douche or a tool, I take my time, make lots of eye contact and I do swallow”.

I cannot help but imagine how Hillary Clinton must have been in two minds about her husband’s vote.
Well beyond her disappointment I am sure (although I don’t know wether the feeling of surprise and disillusioned over confidence isn’t stronger), every cloud has its silver lining and I guess that one is Hillary Clinton’s defeat’s.

Madonna will not have to be held against her promise by millions of Americans to suck them dry, I am sure this is a huge relief.


Image courtesy of rt.com

#uselection #imwithher #whatajoke #blowjob #madonna

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